Kiddo: Can you marry someone who is dead?
Kiddo:Can you dig up someone who is dead?
Me:You aren’t supposed to.
Kiddo:What is they were in your back yard?
Me: People aren’t buried in the back yard.
Kiddo: But what if you buried them there?
Me: You aren’t supposed to bury them there.
Kiddo: But what if your mom and dad said that you could?
Kiddo, yelled to 60-something neighbor lady:
Hey (name), do you know what a lady is?
*pauses briefly, goes on in spite of lack of response*
A lady is a girl who actually flushes the toilet and uses her mind.
(I was laughing way too hard to try and ask where she picked that one up, and I’m not sure I wanna know)