Conversations of the day

Kiddo: Can you marry someone who is dead?

Me: No.

Kiddo:Can you dig up someone who is dead?

Me:You aren’t supposed to.

Kiddo:What is they were in your back yard?

Me: People aren’t buried in the back yard.

Kiddo: But what if you buried them there?

Me: You aren’t supposed to bury them there.

Kiddo: But what if your mom and dad said that you could?

Kiddo, yelled to 60-something neighbor lady:

Hey (name), do you know what a lady is?

*pauses briefly, goes on in spite of lack of response*

A lady is a girl who actually flushes the toilet and uses her mind.

(I was laughing way too hard to try and ask where she picked that one up, and I’m not sure I wanna know)

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One thought on “Conversations of the day

  1. Julie says:

    “A lady is a girl who actually flushes the toilet and uses her mind.”

    OMWord! That is FUNNY! *rofl*

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